Published On:Sunday, May 13, 2012
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Tips For Dating Intelligent Women
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Ah, so finally boredom has gripped you.
You cannot take one more date filled with conversation revolving around shoes, bitchy friends, Bollywood, the new dress she just bought, or the million other irrelevant things that you’re least interested in. You’ve realised that this smouldering hot chick sitting across you is incredibly dumb. You want to date someone who challenges you, with whom you can perhaps hypothesize an alternate world that differs from ours in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other. Someone who always makes you feel alive, keeps you on your toes, and intellectually stimulates you. You have got the smart woman bug. Here are some dos and don’ts if you’re planning to date an intelligent woman:
She is not a bobblehead doll
An intelligent woman will always have her own opinions and beliefs. She will not nod and agree with everything you say. If she dislikes something, she will say it to your face. She is someone with high levels of intelligence and confidence, and hence, extremely hard to please. You need to get your act together to keep her interested in you.
Don’t act pushy or indecisive
Just because you want caramel popcorn at the cinema, doesn’t mean she will want one too. If she says no, back off. Don’t be pushy, and get mad when she refuses. Leave that sort of childish behaviour at home. Also, at the restaurant don’t take ages to decide whether you want paneer tikka or chicken wings. Intelligent women do not like indecisive men. Do not come off as an arrogant cad either. Be humble, and be nice to everyone, including the waiters. Display confidence, sound intelligent, be assertive and seem like a man who is calm and composed.
Be Flexible and adjusting
Intelligent women are extremely driven and ambitious. They are mostly workaholics, with their own work schedule, deadlines etc, and hence, if you want to date her, you would have to work around her schedule. She isn’t going to be available every time you feel like having panipuri or go for a long drive. You would have to plan in advance.
Humor
If you want to impress an intelligent woman, stay away from scatological humour. Your sense of humour must be refined and classy. If you think you cannot pull it off, maybe you should stay away from cracking any jokes.
Don’t pretend
Don’t pretend to know something when you don’t. With dumb chicks maybe you can wing it, but with intelligent women, nah-uh. She will be able to catch your act in a jiffy and in her mind, discard you immediately. Don’t say, ‘Yes, of course I know all about experimental physics,’ and then sit there like an imbecile when she talks about the Schrödinger’s thought experiment involving a cat. Be honest about what you do and do not know. Read up, not just on things that interest her, but also read other things to impress her when you meet her next.
Engage her
If you don’t have too many things in common, that’s OK. Don’t panic. Talk about other interesting things, things that you’re good at. Maybe you’re a stage actor; talk about that. Maybe you travel a lot; regale her with funny and intriguing travel stories. Remember Joey telling his 'back-packing in Western Europe' story? Something like that perhaps. But do remember what happened to Ross, when he attempted it. His date had already been to Barcelona. Always have a plan B in case that happens.
Remember, intelligent women are not aliens. They aren’t going to gobble you up if you fail to match up to their expectations. So don’t be scared or intimidated by them. Don’t get overawed by their intelligence and suddenly become tongue-tied. Be yourself. As long as you’re someone with commonsense and an ability to think and function as a human being, you’ll be fine. If it doesn’t work the first time, try again. And if you find yourself failing miserably, you can always return to the mind-numbing, yet comforting world of smoulderingly hot but incredibly dumb women.
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