Germany Is Attempting To Teach Men To Sit While Peeing And They Are Fighting Back
Posted by devil | Tuesday, January 27, 2015 | Posted in funny, Germany, Humour, zap
A Duesseldorf court has set a unique precedent - it has now ruled in favor of a man who almost lost his rental deposit because he had damaged the marble floor of the home he was renting. His landlord had attempted to partially hold his deposit because of the damage to the bathroom floor by uric acid - most probably from the urine splash of people standing and peeing.
"Someone who still practices this previously dominant custom is regularly confronted with significant disputes, particularly with female cohabitants," Judge Stefan Hank observed. "However normally he must not reckon with damage to the marble floor of a bathroom or guest toilet." But why did he say "previously dominant custom" Don't men stand and pee everywhere. Apparently Germany thinks differently. For one, they even have term for it. Stehpinklers (men who stand up to pee) vs. sitzpinklers (men who sit to pee) is a decade old debate in the country
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Dirty Santa Christmas Memes that can find to make your Christmas Funnier
Posted by devil | Saturday, December 20, 2014 | Posted in funny, Humour, Santa Tracker, zap
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When world leaders collide with hipsters: JFK and CheGuevara hipster art
Posted by devil | Friday, December 19, 2014 | Posted in art, funny, Humour, zap
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10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery
Posted by devil | Wednesday, January 8, 2014 | Posted in Humour, Technology, Top 10, zap
It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others. It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. As long as it isn’t happening to you, personal humiliation can be totally hilarious.
Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time. But, now there is a whole slew of websites that document the hurts, humiliations, and downright stupidity of the human race and present it in an easily navigated format. Here are the 10 funniest websites that traffic in human misery:
10. People of Walmart
The biggest retail chain in the world, WalMart offers its customers a wide variety of consumer goods at reasonable prices in convenient locations. According to the blogPeople of Walmart, it also is the last refuge for every freak and weirdo in the United States of America. Every day the site posts disturbing, yet fascinating, pictures of the outlandishly attired folks who shop at WalMart. The site has built up an archive of the unbelievably awful ways people dress even though they know other human beings will be able to see them. It’s revolting, funny, and strangely hypnotic. Don’t visit the site unless you have at least an hour to descend into the world of skin tight pants on 300 pound women, mullets of all shapes and sizes, and more pictures of old guys in drag than you ever thought possible. Also, it’s probably not a good idea to check it out on your lunch hour.
9. Fail Blog
Everybody screws up sometimes. If we’re lucky, no one is around to see our mistakes and we can carry the failure buried deep within ourselves next to the guilt and shame. If we’re unlucky, some jerk is going to film the whole thing and put it onFailblog- a collection of people making stupid yet laugh-out-loud funny mistakes. There are tons of videos of dudes trying to jump off walls, do crazy bike tricks, or generally wow their friends with some amazing act of daredevilry that ends in gut-busting tragedy, but the real hilarity comes from the seemingly endless photos of mislabelled products and signs that apparently litter stores and restaurants across the nation. From terrible misspellings and grammar bombs to unintentional double entendres, Failblog shows that you don’t need a bike and ramp on your roof to screw up in a hilarious way. Although that can really help.
8. Regretsy
For those of you who don’t know it, Etsy.com is a website for people who want to sell their handmade crafts. For a small fee, they can put up ads that show the world the things they’ve made. Some of the stuff is great and was obviously made with care by people who really love making crafts. Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff is complete garbage. To save you the trouble of searching through it all, Regretsy.com combs through the crafts and finds the best of the worst. Whether it’s horrible clothing, ugly art, or just plain old junk, Regretsy.com finds it and brings it to you in all its cheap, kitschy glory. Not only is it an amazing collection of crap, but it’s also a great document of just how disillusioned people can be about their own talent.





