Posted by abg man | Saturday, November 3, 2012 |
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ScandalDisk India, the company dedicated to manufacturing and selling blank CDs solely for Indian political use (i.e. only for propagating Indian political scandals) is set to raise its profits by 600% by the end of the financial year, company spokesperson Mumty Dumbty told Mocktale.
ScandalDisk manufactures CDs dedicated exclusively for Indian political scandals including raunchy romps by political and religious leaders e.g. Abhishek Manu Singhvi and Nityananda, telephone conversations by corporate movers and shakers that have a bearing on government functions e.g. the Niira Radia tapes and 'incriminating' CDs by political rivals to control each other e.g. the one allegedly used by Louise Khurshid against IAC. Only politicians and political activists can buy and write these CDs by showing their identity papers.
Asked why ScandalDisk is the preferred brand to circulate India's graphic scandals on CDs, spokesperson Mumty Dumbty said: "Our CDs are especially designed to provide extra clear images of sex romps by national and spiritual leaders, provide extra sound clarity in capturing corporate shady deals and offer extra speedy recording for politicians trying to pin each other's rivals." He admitted that ScandalDisk India monopolized business in this field.
Posted by abg man | Thursday, October 18, 2012 |
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Days after Khap leader Jitender Chhatar from Haryana, in a moment of surprising clarity, had blamed fast food — particularly chowmein — for the rise in rape cases, the Chinese government issued a sharply worded statement condemning Indian chowmein.
The issue has turned into a diplomatic nightmare as Beijing threatened to take India to court for the treatment meted out to what could have been a nice Chinese dish of noodles.
"They have taken the 'Chineseness' out of it and turned it into a spicy Indian sabzi that causes acidity," a visibly distressed Chinese official said. "With the amount of oil they use, it's surprising the Americans haven't invaded the dish," he added.
"I would like to categorically state that the Chinese population explosion is not the result of chowmein," the Chinese official said. Sources say, now, anyone owning a Chinese restaurant in India will be given a stapled visa for visiting China.
Posted by devil | Sunday, April 1, 2012 |
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Inspired by Saif Ali Khan, Chacha Digvijay suggested a new Congress Party revamp measure
Inspired by Saif Ali Khan's movie Agent Vinod which projects ISI as a humanitarian organization and Lashkar-e-Taiba as scapegoat made by Indian Corporate and puts nuclear bomb in New Delhi to earn some bucks by short-selling in the equity markets. While Indian audience didn't take this bullshit seriously, our favorite Chacha Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) took the cue and announced 'Agent Rahul' a sequel to Agent Vinod, introducing Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba) as Agent Rahul.
